Yo Mama Volleyball Team Page is here.

Possible Graphics For YoMama Volleyball Shirt (in GIF format, and Zipped); unZip tool here.

Download 550K YoShirt.ZIP file (FTP, HTTP) contains both Front Logo and Back Logo
Download 4 up Front 200K Zip (FTP, HTTP) contains 4 front logos 4X5 inches at 96 DPI

Note that the graphics in that file are 4x5 inches and 9x12 inches at 300 DPI respectively. DO NOT TRY AND OPEN THESE ON YOUR PC unless you have a lot of memory (120 MB or more). These are production resolutions, and are too much for  most PCs to handle. I really mean it, my machine had to work 25 minutes solid at one point last night, and I have 196 MB RAM. The images below are reduced to 72 DPI and are reduced in dimensions, and are PC pre-viewable.

Front Logo
Back Logo
Alternate YoMama Text

Logo: Perhaps front shirt pocket area (Back Logo, Top) - not print quality, real images here (FTP, HTTP)

Front Logo 4 Up - not print quality, real images here (FTP, HTTP)

Large: Perhaps Back of shirt (Alternate YoMama Text, Top) - not print quality, real images here (FTP, HTTP)

Other possible texts: (Top)

YoMama is so fat I ran around her twice and got lost.

YoMama is so fat when she backs up she beeps.

YoMama is so old ... her memory is in black and white!

YoMama is so fat she's taller lying down.

YoMama is so short she has to cuff her underwear.

YoMama head so big it shows up on radar.

YoMama has one arm and swims in circles.

YoMama is so ugly she made an onion cry.

YoMama head so big it shows up on radar.

YoMama is so old ... she farts out dust!

YoMama so short she looks up to tie her shoes.

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